Oh hubba hubba, how beautiful Leo is. He is one of the finest white men, any man, I know of. Not all because of his looks, but because of his talent in acting; his aura, & his slicked back hair. So suave, and delicious looking in his movies. I completely understand where he’s coming from with this insert from the issue: What DiCaprio really sweats is the small stuff. As he prepares to head home one night, he gives himself a ritual pat-down: “Phone in my hand, cigar case in my hand, wallet and car keys there,” he mumbles, ever so slightly evoking his performance as Howard Hughes in The Aviator. His stomach churns over “really stupid stuff, things that shouldn’t make you anxious whatsoever. It’s crazy how your mind will become this database to make you worry about things that are so arbitrary. I have a well-organized life, and I’ve put a lot of thought into the things that I do, and then, you know my stomach will be… I’ll just be sitting there, totally anxious about something ridiculous. You have to stop yourself during the day and say, ‘It’s just not worth it.’” — Now back to our regularly scheduled program. Oh, if you’re still reading this you can see the cover of this issue after the jump (on shelves now) and Inception in theaters now! Must see.